While an argument could be made that all UGGs Sheepskin Cuff Boots spent on defense

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In other breaking news, $900 billion has been spent destroying offices, kiosks, stores, cars, refineries, infrastructure and killing approximately one million employees of Arab-based enterprises.

But those were all terrorists and terrorist training facilities, right?

See also: Isn’t war good for the economy?

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Military Handouts and Financial Aid in Africa

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