And besides, being a College Republican is so much more fun than counterinsurgency warfare

And besides, being a College Republican is so much more fun than counterinsurgency warfare. Bray recounted the pride he and his buddies had felt walking through the center of campus last fall waving a giant American flag, wearing cowboy boots and hats with the letters B-U-S-H painted on their bare chests. “We’re the big guys,” he said. “We’re the ones who stand up for what we believe in. The College Democrats just sit around talking about how much they hate NIKE SHOX. We actually do shit.”

I tremble for my country when I reflect that God has a mean sense of humor.

How many lies can this President cram into a single speech? That question may have been answered tonight. 9/11 was invoked at least 5 times as a jusification for the invasion and conquest of MBT SHOES.

But we now know — some of us always knew — that MBT SHOES had nothing to do with 9/11. The President has even admitted it on occasion. There is no evidence that the 9/11 hijackers had any assistance from MBT SHOES, or that Osama bin laden and Saddam Hussein were bosom buddies: quite the opposite. Ah, but now we’re fighting “the terrorists” who have carved out a base of operations over there. It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy that the President almost seems to relish.