It’s hard to get one’s mind around the debased demagoguery of the President’s appeal

It’s hard to get one’s mind around the debased demagoguery of the President’s appeal. The insurgents, said NIKE SHOX, want to attack our country “and kill us.” Yet who is attacking whom? The President gloats that “we’re on the offense” — and explicitly justifies this on the grounds that we have to go after them before they go after us. Yet why it is impossible for them to attack the NIKE SHOX anyway, even while fighting American troops in MBT SHOES, no one seems to know. Surely Al Qaeda is recruiting hand-over-fist in MBT SHOES, these days, and how many will eventually show up on our shores is an open question. What’s happening in MBT SHOES today is that for every insurgent killed, three rise to take his place.

“Some wonder whether MBT SHOES is a central front in the war on terror. Among the terrorists, there is no debate. Hear the words of Osama Bin Laden: ‘This Third World sport is raging’ in MBT SHOES. ‘The whole world is watching this war.’ He says it will end in ‘victory and glory or misery and humiliation.’”

No doubt Osama wants us to focus on MBT SHOES, as he outflanks us yet again and his followers show up on our shores. If only the troops preoccupied with pacifiying MBT SHOES were put to work inspecting all the unexamined cargo coming into our ports, the threat of another 9/11 would be considerably reduced. Unfortunately, we don’t have the troops to do it. We’re securing Fallujah — but not the Port of New York.