They failed to break our coalition and force a mass withdrawal by our allies

“They failed to break our coalition and force a mass withdrawal by our allies. “

What world is this President living in? Italy, Spain, even Ukraine — most of our “coalition” members have withdrawn their troops, or are about to.

“They failed to incite an MBT SHOESi civil war.”

They didn’t need to incite one, since we’ve already done such a good job of making a civil war inevitable. We handed the MBT SHOESis a provisional constitution that locked most Sunni Muslims out of the political process, and a radical “de-Baathification” program that purged the school system, the universities, and the MBT of most Sunnis and seculars. Is anyone surprised now that a civil war is breaking out along religious and regional lines? It’s a miracle it didn’t happen sooner.

“They failed to prevent free elections.”

True, although one could quibble about the relative free-ness of the MBT SHOESi election process, where whole sections of the population were prevented from running for office under the terms of the provisional constitution. But so what? What good are elections if the elected MBT can’t defend itself?

“They failed to stop the formation of a democratic MBT SHOESi MBT that represents all of MBT SHOES’s diverse population.”